This is like a round of cards against humanity
Didn’t Lorelei tell Emily that all she had to do was say “hello” to let a man know she was open to a social engagement?
Because I am beginning to wonder if the guy I am crushing on is a weasel and I should just offer my hind quarters.
Let’s discuss how you need to get out of Arkansas because NO WEASELS.
Author John Scalzi was on a roll this morning (currently 7:14 AM, 26 Sept. 2014) with a tweet he found from some guy sending out an “ultimatum” to women to “make a choice” between feminism and, well, men like him. So Scalzi launched into a truly magnificent set of scorchers, which I’m posting here for the delectation of people everywhere.
Also: I would like to thank that guy for setting the ultimatum. It makes finding a boyfriend so much easier when the undesirable ones wear a placard identifying themselves.
What I’m really terrified of is leading an average, ordinary life with a regular job and an invariable routine, planned holidays, an average household, fixed responsibilities and not doing anything different to be remembered by.
Sums up one of my fears perfectly!
Being in the Potter cast is like signing a contract that ensures you will get blessed by the puberty fairy.
The last one really fucked me over
Come on tho oliver wood was a babe from the moment he stepped onscreen
Yep, Oliver Wood always was the hottest of Hogwarts.
I’d be allover his wood. If you know what I mean.